Why cant I become an M.P IN INDIA????????

BEING AN ECONOMIST I HAVE STUDIED ALL ASPECTS OF INDIA,AND THE STRONG LINK BETWEEN POLITY AND ECONOMICS.ONE THING THAT EVERYONE MUST NOTICE IS THAT YOUNGER GENERATIONS ARE LEFT WITH NO CHOICE.AT THE TIME OF ELECTION WE ARE GIVEN TO CHOOSE BETWEEN SNAKES AND SCORPIONS,BOTH EQUALLY DANGEROUS.WE ARE A UPSET LOT OF YOUNGSTERS,WHERE WILL WE GET NEW YOUNG FACES FROM??,WELL, SOME MAY ARGUE THAT WE DO HAVE OUR SINDIAS,RAHULS AND AKHILIS ELECTION,WE ARE CONFUSED BETWEEN AGENDAS ,WHAT DO WE VOTE FOR?T.M.C ONCE WITH B.J.P AND NOW WITH CONGRESS ,J.D(S) WITH B.J.P NOW PART OF THIRD FRONT,RAMWILAS PASWAN WITH B.J.P NOW WITH CONGRESS AND YES,HOW CAN WE FORGET SAMAJWADI PARTY ,I THINK THEY SURELY MUST HAVE INVENTED THE PENDULAM.WHAT I AM SAYING IS HOW ARE WE SUPPOSE TO TRUST ANYONE?THEY DONT HAVE ANY ETHICS OR AGENDA ON WHICH THEY FIGHT,COMPARE IT WITH THE RECENTLY HELD U.S PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION,BOTH REPUBLICAN AND THE DEMOCRATS HAVE AN AGENDA,THERE IS NO HORSE TRADING.I WANT TO BE AN M.P,BUT HOW? (1) .I DONT HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO DISTRIBUTE NOTES LIKE MULAYAM (2) .I DONT HAVE DYNASTIC SURNAME OF GANDHI (3) .I AM NOT A FUNDAMENTALIST TO BURN MY FELLOW CITIZEN ALIVE.(4) .I DONT HAVE WORKERS TO BEAT WOMEN IN PUBS.I AM A SIMPLE ORDINARY CITIZEN WITHOT MONEY AN POWER,CAN PEOPLE OF INDIA HELP ME GET AWAY FROM SNAKES AND SCORPIONS?AND CAN THEY TELL ME HOW A PERSON LIKE ME ENTER PARLIAMENT?