Tuesday, June 23, 2009

AUSTRALIANS RACIST? WE CERTAINLY ARE!

ONCE AGAIN INDIA IS CAUGHT UP IN THE MIDST OF A RACIST STORM.AND THEY TARGETED NOT JUST BY UNLETTERED BRITISH YOBS OR AUSTRALIAN THUGS BUT,FIRST AND FOREMOST,BY THEIR OWN COMPATRIOT.IT IS BEACAUSE WE ARE SO RACIST OURSELVES THAT WE ARE SO QUICK TO REACT TO A RACIST SLUR:IT TAKES A RACIST TO CATCH A RACIST.AND OUR RACISM CAN BE DIVIDED INTO TWO PARTS.

FIRST:

OUR RACISM IS COLOUR CODED IN BLACK AND WHITE,BLACK IS INFERIOR AND UNDESIRABLE.ATTRACTION TOWARDS WHITE SKIN IS COMMON WITH US AS WE ARE WHEATISH IN COMPLEXION AND DIFFERENT COLOUR ATTRACTS US MORE THAN USUAL.BLACKS DONT ATTRACT US COZ ITS BEEN TAUGHT TO US THAT BLACK IS THE COLOUR OF DOOM AND DARK IS BAD.

A) ASK THE BLACK STUDENTS IN DELHI FROM AFRICA ABOUT THE TREATMENT THEY GET HERE,WHILE A WHITE MAN IS ALWAYS WELCOMED.

B)ASK ANY GIRL,WHO HAS BEEN REJECTED FOR MARRIAGE JUST BECAUSE OF THE COLOUR OF HER SKIN.

C)MATRIMONIAL ADS ARE FULL OF DEMANDS FOR BRIDES WHO NEED TO BE "FAIR."

D)EVEN IN BOLLYWOOD SONGS THE DANCERS NOWADAYS ARE ALL WHITE,IF NOT BLACK GIRLS,WHAT'S WRONG WITH OUR INDIAN GIRLS?
EVEN IN I.P.L-1 ONE BLACK CHEERLEADER WAS REPLACED BY A WHITE GIRL,BECAUSE SHE WAS NOT ATTRACTING MUCH CROWD!

E)THE ADVERTISEMENTS OF FAIR AND LOVELY,FAIREVER AND FAIR THIS AND FAIR THAT ON T.V ARE SO COMMON,MAN.........WE ARE NOT RACIST!

SECOND:

WE USUALLY TALK ABOUT INTOLERANT AND BIASED WHITE RACE,WHAT ABOUT US?
A)MAHARSHTRIANS THROWING PEOPLE FROM U.P OUT OF THEIR STATE,LET THEM FIRST CALL BACK ALL THE MAHARASHTRIANS FROM FOREIGN COUNTRIES WHETHER WORKING,STUDYING OR SETTLED.

B)NORTH INDIANS SPECIALLY IN DELHI RIDICULE PEOPLE FROM NORTH EAST AND BIHAR AND TREAT THEM AS OUTSIDERS AND AS SECOND RATE CITIZENS,STUDENTS FROM NORTH-EAST ARE CALLED "CHINKY" AND ARE OFTEN ASKED QUESTIONS IF THEY EAT DOGS,MONKEYS OR EVEN HUMAN BEINGS.NORTH-EAST GIRLS ARE OFTEN TREATED AS EASY GOERS.ASK ANY NORTH-EAST GIRL AND SHE WOULD HAVE HAD AT LEAST ONE SUCH EXPERIENCE!! RIDICULING RICKSHAWPULLERS FROM BIHAR AND TREATING THEM LIKE DIRT,WHEN THE SAME PEOPLE FROM PUNJAB AND DELHI DRIVE TAXIS IN UK,USA ,CANADA AND OTHER PLACES,AND WHEN THEY GET ABUSED AND KICKED THE SLOGAN OF RACISM IS CRIED OUT LOUDLY BY THEM.

C)TAMILIANS' ANTI-NORTH AND SPECIALLY ANTI-HINDI SENTIMENTS ARE WELL KNOWN ,WE ALSO KNOW THE TREATMENT THEY GIVE TO MINORITY KANNADAS IN TAMIL NADU AND VICE-VERSA.
AND IN NORTH WE MAKE FUN OF SOUTH INDIANS AND LAUGH AT THEIR SKIN COLOUR AND TREAT THEIR LANGUAGES AS NOTHING MORE THAN SOME "ILLAY ILLAY" LANGUAGE.

D)WE STILL DONT ALLOW DALITS TO ENTER MANY TEMPLES IN INDIA.

E)WE STILL LIVE IN A HINDU OR A MUSLIM OR A SIKH "MOHALLAH".

F)WE LAUGH AT OUR OWN INDIAN ACCENT AND TRY SPEAKING IN A FAKE AMERICAN ACCENT.

G)WE RIDICULE INDIA AFTER COMING BACK FROM A FOREIGN TRIP,WHILE WE DO "ZERO-WORK" FOR ITS UPLIFTMENT.

H)WE TAKE PRIDE IN HAVING FOREIGNERS AS OUR FRIENDS,AND NEVER FAIL IN HIGHLIGTING PHOTOGRAPHS WITH THEM WHENEVER GIVEN AN OPPORTUNITY!!

I)WE ARE FROM A COUNTRY WHERE RESERVATION IS A PROMINENT ASPECT AND WE STILL DEMAND U.S.A AND AUSTRALIA TO BE LIBERAL .

ALL I WANT PEOPLE IS TO REMEMBER THAT WHEN WE POINT A FINGER TOWARDS ANYONE , THREE FINGERS POINT BACK AT US.
I STRONGLY CONDEMN WHAT IS HAPPENING IN AUSTARLIA.....BUT AT THE SAME TIME WE SHOULD REALIZE NOW ,HOW FOR YEARS OUR OWN FELLOW-CITIZENS WHO WERE ABUSED AND KICKED IN THEIR OWN COUNTRY MUST HAVE FELT !!!!!!!!

CHARITY BEGINS AT HOME FRIENDS.
THINK ABOUT IT.

Thursday, June 18, 2009

AN ACTOR CALLED MAYAWATI


MAYAWATI IS A WELL KNOWN SPECIES. I SAY THAT BECAUSE SHE IS ONE OF A KIND.......UNCOMPARABLE,UNCOMPREHANDABLE AND UNSTABLE BEYOND IMAGINATION.

RECENTLY,SHE MADE A STATEMENT ABOUT GANDHIJI,SHE CALLED THIS GREAT MAN A "NAUTANKIBAAZ."

LET US PEEK INTO HER POLITICAL CAREER AND SEE,HOW PERFECTLY THIS WORD FITS HER.

MAYAWATI IS WELL KNOWN FOR:

1)MASS TRANSFERS OF OFFICERS WHENEVER HER PARTY FAILS TO DO WELL.

2)SUSPENDING I.A.S OFFICERS FOR NOT TAKING CARE OF THE NUMEROUS PARKS SHE HAS BUILD ALL OVER LUCKNOW(with some having her own statue).

3) ONLY PERSON TO MAKE HER OWN STATUE WORTH LAKHS,WHILE STIIL ALIVE(this where ll the tax-payer's money is going)

4)THIS ONE IS BEYOND LOGIC PALS. SHE OPPOSED THE INDO-US NUCLEAR DEAL,TELLING THE MASSES THAT AFER THE DEAL ,INDIA AND USA WILL ATTACK IRAN,CAN SOMEONE PLEASE MAKE "BEHENJI"UNDERSTAND WHAT A CIVIL NUCLEAR ENERGY DEAL IS ALL ABOUT!

5)FAMOUS AND LAVISH BIRTHDAY CELEBRATIONS,SPENDING LAKHS OF PUBLIC MONEY.THERE WAS A DEATH OF ONE P.W.D ENGINEER IN U.P,WHICH SOME SAY WAS THE RESULT OF HIS REFUSAL TO PAY FOR THE BIRTHDAY DONATION(just an unconfirmed piece of news!!)

6)SHE EVEN WAS ONCE IN COALITION WITH THE BJP JUST FOR THE PRECIOUS SEAT OF CM, AND NOW THE SAME BJP IS UNTOUCHABLE TO HER.

7)SHE HAS NEARLY 140 CASE PENDING AGAINST HER.HER PARTY MEMBERS INCLUDE MURDER CONVICTS,DACOITS AND CRIMINALS LIKE MUKHTAR ANSARI AND MANY OTHER.

8)SHE PAID 26 CRORE AS INCOME TAX IN 2007-08,MORE THAN AMBANI.WHERE DID THIS YUMMY MONEY COME FROM?HER FATHER WAS A CLERK IN TELECOMMUNICATION DEPARTMENT AND SHE HERSELF BEGAN HER CAREER AS A TEACHER IN DELHI. I NEVER KNEW TEACHING COULD FETCH SO MUCH ELSE I WOULD HAVE CERTAINLY OPTED FOR IT AS MY PROFESSION!

9)SHE STARTED HER CAREER AS ANTI-BRAHMINISM.AND WHAT HAPPENED IN THE LAST STATE ASSEMBLY ELECTION,SHE GAVE A HUGE NUMBER OF SEATS TO BRAHMINS AND EVEN CALLED THE ELEPHANT SYMBOL OF BSP AS LORD GANESHA. AND NOW AGAIN AFTER THE RECENT SETBACK IN THE LOK SABHA ELECTION,SHE IS BACK TO ANTI-BRAHMIN AND CASTE BASED POLITICS.

AMONG ALL THE THINGS SHE LACKS THE MOST IMPORTANT IS "INTEGRITY".IF TODAY MAYAWATI IS THE C.M OF U.P,IT IS BECAUSE SHE IS LIVING IN A FREE COUNTRY,WHOSE FREEDOM WAS EARNED BY THE GREAT MAHATMA.

IF SHE STANDS FOR HARIJANS,SHE SHOULD KNOW THAT THE WORD "HARIJAN" WAS GIVEN BY GANDHIJI.

IF SHE SO DESPERETLY EYES ON MINORITY VOTE BANK,IT WAS BECAUSE GANDHIJI DIDNT BELIEVE IN A TWO-NATION THEORY, AND GAVE THE MINORITIES THE FREEDOM TO STAY IN INDIA.

IT WAS GANDHIJI WHOSE QUOTE FINDS A MENTION IN THE AUTOBIOGRAPHY OF MARTIN LUTHER KING.GANDHIJI SAID" IT MAY BE THROUGH THE AMERICAN NEGRO , THE UNADULTERATED MESSAGE OF NON-VIOLENCE WILL BE DELIVERED TO THE WORLD."

IF MAHATMA'S LIFE WAS SPENT SACRIFICING FOR THE GOODWILL OF THE COUNTRY, MAYAWATI'S LIFE IS BUSY FINDING WAYS TO PAY LESS INCOME-TAX.AFTER ALL SACRIFICING MONEY IS THE TOUGHEST JOB.

FROM THROWING MIKES AND SANDALS IN THE STATE ASSEMBLY TO ABUSING,FROM EVER CHANGING COALITION GAME TO BECOMING THE MONEY GODDESS,SHE CERTAINLY IS A BORN ACTOR.I USE THE WORD "ACTOR" BECAUSE ACTOR SOUNDS CIVILIZED THAN "NAUTANKIBAAZ",BUT IN THE END IT'S ALL HER CHOICE TO CHOOSE BETWEEN THE TWO!!